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I Was Hoping
02:20
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I WAS HOPING
i was hoping you might drop by
and now here you are
lemme just grab my coat and hat
we’ll go down to the corner bar
have us some drinks and some laughs
a ha-ha a ho-ho a hee-hee
and i was hoping you’d maybe stay, my darling
maybe stay the night with me
i was hoping, i was hoping, i was hoping
there’s a whole lotta pain and suffering
all over the world tonight
floods and wars and disasters
people ain’t being treated right
but not a whole lot we can do about it
it’s mostly out of our control
so i was hoping for a least a few moments of joy
some pleasure to soothe our soul
i was hoping, i was hoping, i was hoping
so if we could catch a little bit of respite
from the woes of this weary world
that’d somehow be a little triumph
our little banner of victory unfurled
if we could seize this fleeting moment
and make it yours, yours and mine
i got to tell you my dear I was hoping
we could let our little love light shine
i was hoping, i was hoping, i was hoping
i was hoping, i was hoping, i was hoping
i was hoping
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COMMUNISTS FROM OUTER SPACE
communists from outer space
communists from outer space
they’re everywhere, all over the place
communists from outer space
flying all around in their UFOs
the liberals are loving it, don’tcha suppose?
i mean the alien communist agenda
attacking our way of life
trying to turn your kids into homosexuals
lord knows what they’re telling your wife
communists from outer space
communists from outer space
they don’t want you to have your freedoms
they wanna take all your freedom away
it’s the radical left wing master plan
to destroy the USA
they’ll be taking your automatic weapons away
takin’ em so you’ll have no protections
they’re even tryin’ to make it easier now
for Black people to vote in the elections
communists from outer space
communists from outer space
they come from a galaxy far far away
out in the communist universe
they’ve landed their spaceships everywhere
with propaganda to disperse
they’re trying to raise the minimum wage
but that’ll break the backs of the billionaires, man
then the trickle down theory won’t work after all
that’s their alien communist plan
communists from outer space
communists from outer space
communists from outer space
so we got to watch out for these aliens, friend
destroying everything that we hold dear
soon you won’t be able to drink a Coca Cola
and your neighbors will all be queer
they’ll be aiming those Jewish laser beams at’cha
and expanding their liberal base
they’ll be teaching our children to love one another
the communists from outer space
teaching all the children to love one another
the communists from outer space
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DR SHECKLETON'S BRAIN JUICE
i was down in Louisiana
way down behind the sun
when i saw a man approaching
he was carrying some kinda little handgun
then i realized i was mistaken
was just a little bitty bottle in his hand
he said friend you’re looking sickly
drink this stuff and you’ll feel grand
Doctor Sheckleton’s Brain Juice
Doctor Sheckleton’s Brain Juice
i said tell me more about it
he said friend it’s for your brain
because your brain controls your body
and lets you know when you’re in pain
you take a teaspoon in the morning
and then with lunch and then at night
it’s good for your synapses
it’s gonna make your blood run right
Doctor Sheckleton’s Brain Juice
Doctor Sheckleton’s Brain Juice
i said tell me what it’s made of
he said herbs and leaves and roots
extract of amphibian
and seeds from exotic fruits
but some ingredients are secret
so i cannot name them all
but i can tell you friend, i can tell you this
it’s 40 per cent pure grain alcohol
Doctor Sheckleton’s Brain Juice
Doctor Sheckleton’s Brain Juice
i said alright maybe i’ll try it
but tell me how much does it cost
he said it’s only five dollars a bottle my friend
you don’t buy it? hah! you’re lost!
well i had just been paid that morning
i had a hundred dollar bill
i said tell me can you sell me twenty bottles?
he said yes sir i certainly will
Doctor Sheckleton’s Brain Juice
Doctor Sheckleton’s Brain Juice
and so i took it every morning
and then with lunch and then at night
but i’m sorry to say it didn’t help me none
my brain is still not working right
so now i’m selling what i got left
and man they’re flying off the shelf
my stock will soon be depleted
i’m gonna have to make the stuff myself
Doctor Sheckleton’s Brain Juice
Doctor Sheckleton’s Brain Juice
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Evil Babies
05:14
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EVIL BABIES
evil babies ... evil babies
some babies are cute
some babies are funny
some babies are lovable
even when their nose is runny
but these babies ain’t like that
these babies ain’t playing
don’t mess with these babies
that’s all I’m saying
evil babies ... evil babies
don’t get cute with these babies
these babies will cut you, man
all that koochy koochy koo and bouncing on your knee
that ain’t part of their plan
they wanna play some cards, roll some dice
and drink sweet cherry wine
and listen here friend, they’ll mess you up
if you get outta line
evil babies ... evil babies
some of ‘em have already done time
in summa the toughest jails in the land
one of ‘em was playing with a baby rattle
when things got out of hand
someone tried to take the rattle away
out of his diaper baby pulled a knife
that fool got sliced up pretty bad
he was lucky to escape with his life
evil babies ... evil babies
i had a run in once with one of these tough little guys
he seemed so cute at first glance
i tried to touch his little button nose
that little hoodlum didn’t gimme the chance
grabbed an ice pick, stuck it through my palm
then the jerk said “hardy har har”
can’t hardly use that hand for nothing no more
look y’see I still got the scar
evil babies ... evil babies ... evil babies ... evil babies
so just remember next time you you see a baby, friend
don’t assume it’s all sweetness and light
summa these babies are mean little bastards
some are just looking to fight
might be be packing a gun or a switchblade
some’ll be wearing brass knuckles
some’ll cut off your ear or knock your teeth out
just for giggles and chuckles
evil babies ... evil babies ...
evil babies ... evil babies ...
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No Go Zone
04:42
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NO GO ZONE
i’m on my way to the no go zone .
somebody left a note for me there
written in invisible ink,
still it’s as plain as the nose on your face
some kinda Instructions or guidelines
apparently all quite essential
it’s all stuff I’m told I should’ve already long since
forgotten by now
the thing is, though, y’see
i’m in a wee little bit of a hurry
the last bus leaves
at a quarter to half past an hour ago
but the future is coming so slow
i think I can make it on time
and then once I’m in my seat and the bus takes off
i’ll relax and enjoy the ride
now, the bus makes a giant circle,
circles through a giant graveyard
but when it gets back to where you started
y’see that where you started is somewhere else
a little familiar, yes, but key locations have-been shuffled
like a deck of cards
they say “pick a card, any card”
then you see it’s all just a magic trick
of course you draw the Jack of Diamonds
that’s the hardest card to play
so you take it down to the second hand shop
to try and trade it for something that’s useful
but you’ve forgotten what useful means
if you ever even really knew
but when you get to where the second hand shop used to be
y’see it’s now just hole in the ground
ah, it’s a very big hole in the ground
surrounded by men in suits
they’re throwing great wads of cash down into it now
you see it seems it’s a lucky hole
the kind that entrepreneurs have wet dreams about
but my money’s staying right in my pocket
cause i ain’t so easily seduced
and so you wander off down the busy streets
where busy people do their busy things
and you start to understand and get used
to the way things have changed
but then they all go back to the way they were
and i’m confused all over again
i ask a passing stranger for good advice
he says "man just keep your feet on the ground"
i say "stranger, it ain’t that simple these days
the ground ain’t what it used to be
and the sky? forget the sky
the sky is falling, Chicken Little was right"
but before it could land on my head like an anvil
i ducked into a restaurant
ordered up a bowl of beans
then the waitress turned into a wisp of smoke
i’m going back out on the street now
looks like the sky has finished hitting the ground
cause there’s clouds everywhere you step
we’re all walking on air
i’d stick around, except I don’t like heights
so I’m gonna be moving along
and I’m taking that wisp of smoke along with me
on my way to the no-go zone
on my way to the no-go zone
on my way to the no-go zone
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6. |
Baby Come Back Home
02:32
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BABY COME BACK HOME
baby come back home!
baby come back home!
baby come back home!
now baby i know i haven’t always been the man you hoped i’d be
but if you’d come back home darling, i’ll do right i guarantee
i’ll stop doing all those things i do that you don’t like
and my cousin sleeping on your couch? i’ll tell him "take a hike!"
baby come back home!
baby come back home!
baby come back home!
i'll tell my other girlfriend that we’re over, finished, done!
and i’ll get back your dress i gave her, that cute little purple one
and those naked pictures of me’n’her i’ll BURN ‘em baby i swear!
and i’ll never again say i prefer the way she wears HER hair!
baby come back home!
baby come back home!
baby come back home!
the money that you loaned me
i’ll repay it every cent
and your dog i’was s’posed to take care of?
i’ll find out where he went!
and that precious family heirloom of your grandma’s that i sold
i’ll get it back believe me!
oooh bunny, my word is gold!
baby come back home!
baby come back home!
baby come back home!
by now i hope you know
i mean you’ve GOT to know my dear
my intentions are the very best
i’m nothing but sincere
so come back home and on your way,
just do one thing, you hear?
pick up some frozen pizzas
and two six-packs of beer!
baby come back home!
baby come back home!
baby come back home!
come back home!
come back home!
come back home!
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7. |
Angel Headed Hipsters
05:28
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ANGEL HEADED HIPSTERS
angel headed hipsters
purveyors of poetry
below 14th lies the universe
the streets will set you free
under the arch at Washington Square
our voices will echo and ring
we'll pontificate until the police come
then escape on a pigeon wing
angel headed hipsters
careen through the New York night
spinning around on a basement stage
at twice the speed of light
leanin’ on walls made of immigrant bones
as the steam pours out of the street
the lamp post offers a warm embrace
the pavement kisses your feet
angel headed hipsters
scribbling furiously
junkies and lost souls, geniuses, fools
the anointed of NYC
composing their odes to happenstance
chance occurrences in subway cars
up on the roof their incantations
bouncing off the planet Mars
radio waves from the top of the Empire State
passing through the brain
pondering the soles on the shoes of a stranger
sleeping on an uptown train
yes tonight they're heading to Harlem
like every angel hipster should
there's a world of inspiration there
they’d be Negroes too if they could
angel headed hipsters
got that hobo jazz in their ears
there's an ancient code in the jittery notes
something only the hipster hears
sound of a jackhammer jigging a jug band
cuttin' like a serrated knife
moanin' at midnight on Mulberry street
breaking up with someone else's wife
the holy waters of the Hudson flow
past the piers where the poets play
past Lady Liberty's sandaled feet
what is liberty? the hipsters say
well it only exists on some downtown blocks
south of 14th of course
it's galloping at lightning speed down MacDougal
on a wild eyed mercurial horse
the world might be spinning one way friend
ah but the Village is spinning another
and the angel headed hipster knows
it can't be explained to your mother
there’s cosmic forces overthrowing
the workaday world of the suit and the tie
in their Salvation Army finery
they fly cross the downtown sky
angel headed hipsters
crown of western civilization
smoking that old brown Mexican dope
the last best hope of the nation
reading the Tibetan Book of the Dead
on Greenwich Avenue
the cosmos pulses and shimmies and shines
on every ragged one of you
angel headed hipsters
they're long gone now my friend
their speed-fuelled dreams drifted off like smoke
well, everything comes to an end
and our beloved Village is now full of banks
where lawyers and stockbrokers dwell
they pay millions for our old cold water flats
they turned the Village into hell
but anyway you can still hear their voice here and there
their little books are still to be found
and maybe at your local poetry slam
there's echoes of their old sound
they did their thing, they played their part
on that pigeon's wing they flew
they're the angel headed hipsters, man
and they're smiling down on you
angel headed hipsters
smiling down on you
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Sensible Shoes
04:37
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SENSIBLE SHOES
put on some sensible shoes my darling
gonna try to talk some sense into you
never mind those high heels that make you stand so wobbly
i need you standin’ firm and those heels won’t do
see I got some ideas knockin’ around my head
oh yes, i got more than a few
put on some sensible shoes
put on some sensible shoes
first of all, lemme just say
you need to try to be making dinner at least every now and then
it ain’t right that i got to cook every night
maybe we could start by me doing, say, nine outta ten
i got all the ingredients laid out on the kitchen counter
i think it’s time you begin
put on some sensible shoes
put on some sensible shoes
and honey you’re definitely spending too much
of my hard earned cash
on your nails and your hair
that beauty salon you’re hittin’ just about every day?
aw honey, you practically live there
meanwhile we can’t hardly pay the rent
and these clothes i’m wearing are threadbare
put on some sensible shoes
put on some sensible shoes
now i been hearing some rumors that are going around
and I don’t want to believe them of course
but the one that involves you being seen round town with another-guy
comes from a trusted source
she told me Samm I know you’re crazy ‘bout that woman
but you bet on the wrong damn horse!
put on some sensible shoes
put on some sensible shoes
so now we had this little talk, ah but somehow babe
look like I’m still not getting through
and I figured that might be the case, so I prepared myself
oh yes honey it’s true
you see these nice new shoes I’m wearing right now?
well you can watch em walk away from you
i got some sensible shoes
i got myself some sensible shoes
i mean some sensible shoes
now you can watch ‘em walk away from you
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In the Afterlife
04:58
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IN THE AFTERLIFE
in the afterlife we’ll have little wings
and we’ll use ‘em for flyin’ cloud to cloud
we’ll strum on our little gold harps, yes we will
so sweetly, and never too loud
it’ll be just like that for eternity, friends
and you know, that’s a mighty long time
but there’ll be dollar stores fulla stuff that you want
where nothing costs more than a dime
in the after life ... in the afterlife
you’ll kick back on your cloud as you soak up the sun
with nary a care in your heart
every day up in heaven will be a delight
every moment will be a fresh start
and the problems that plagued you in the world down below?
friend they won’t mean a single damn thing!
you’ll never hear ol’ Kenny G play the sax
and you won’t hear Celine Dion sing
in the after life ... in the afterlife
you’ll have mind blowing sex whenever you want
all your carnal desires will be met
you’ll learn new positions, techniques and such
things you haven’t even imagined as yet
plus there’ll be tiramisu for breakfast and lunch
and for dinner and whenever you please
and those things that were just too expensive in life?
they’ll be free, like imported French cheese
in the after life ... in the afterlife
all the assholes who treated you badly
they won't be up in heaven with you
all the jerkoffs and knuckleheads, bozos and fools
the insufferable know-it-alls too
they’ll be way down below, down in hell, in the netherworld
ain’t that a shame? golly gosh!
they’ll be tortured, tormented, like the poor folks you see
in those paintings by Hieronymous Bosch
in the after life ... in the afterlife
there’ll be no Republicans up there, you bet!
no Nazis, and no Ku Klux Klan
they got systems in place in the afterlife, see
and those folks aren’t a part of the plan
and the greedy-ass grifters who made lotsa money
by poisoning this poor old tired earth?
their suffering will be fifty billion times greater
than what Fortune magazine says they’re worth
in the after life ... in the afterlife
now i’d tell you much more ‘bout the afterlife, friend
but I reckon you’ll see soon enough
cause ain’t none of us yet has escaped that ol’ death
this mortality thing’s kinda rough
ah but hey, once you croak, buy the farm, kick the bucket
you’ll wish you had died years ago!
you’ll laugh at the crazy shit people go through
in that crazy old world down below
in the after life ... in the afterlife
in the glorious wonderful magical sweet afterlife
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A Wild Monkey Appeared
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A WILD MONKEY APPEARED
warning
a wild monkey appeared
the wild monkey bites brutality
don't feed him
and don't fight him
even if you fight, you can't win
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Let's Talk Some More
05:11
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LET'S TALK SOME MORE
we had a little talk
we discussed a few things
we determined that we needed to find out
which way the pendulum swings
ah but we couldn’t agree on the difference
between the ceiling and the floor
let’s talk some more
talk some more
we covered some topics
and we touched on some points
we agreed that a hole in the ocean’s no place
to make a dovetail joint
ah but we couldn’t decide which one of us
should stop at the liquor store
let’s talk some more
talk some more
you finished summa my sentences
and then i finished summa yours
we talked about the various diseases
for which they still ain’t found no cures
no cures ... ah, doctors are working round the clock
but there’s still no cures
ah, it's a shame
we spoke in riddles, we spoke in tongues
Swahili, Croatian and French
we talked about sitting on the dock of the bay
while we sat on an old park bench
ah but we never got around to the matter of
which one of us is supposed to be keeping score
let’s talk some more
talk some more
now we could stay silent from here on out
and just gaze into each other’s eyes
and never tell each other bout our plans for the future
make everything a big surprise
we could fly off the handle or fly by night
or take a day trip down to Peru
i could work on the railroad
or strum on the old banjo
a special number for you!
ah but we got to remember, we mustn’t forget
and don’tchu dare try to ignore
we need to talk some more ...
let’s talk some more
let’s talk some more
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Samm Bennett - Polarity Records Tokyo, Japan
Singer and songwriter, player of unusual string instruments such as 3-string and 1-string guitar, plus jaw harps, mouthbow, electronics and junk, plus all manner of drums and percussion.
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