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Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown

from I Need To Talk To You by Samm Bennett

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Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown

hey kids, don't be late, don't hesitate
put down that bone and pick up the phone
and call Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown
Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown
he's available to entertain at your birthday party
or any such similar affair
whatever kinda thing you're doing, kids
he don't care, he'll be there
Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown
Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown

he'll bring his bag of tricks
bicycle horns and pick up sticks
and one of his fabulous chicks
to help his act go over like a ton of bricks
yes, one of his helpers, scantily clad
will stand by his side, looking vacant and sad
she'll slip away for five minutes with your dad
it'll all be the very best fun you ever had
Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown
Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown

Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown
he'll do the old soft shoe
he'll do some magic too
he'll make your mommy's jewelry box disappear
and down a few cans of your daddy's beer
then tell a few nasty knock knock jokes
and stink up your house with that stuff he smokes
Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown
Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown

he'll say "listen up kids, i don't want no bitchin
i'm just paying a visit to your kitchen
wanna see what your mommy got cooking"
he'll kick your family dog while no one's looking
Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown
Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown

he's gonna have to go
i'm sorry kid, it's gonna be an early end to the show
he's got to blow town
it seems he burned some other kid's house down
Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown
Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown

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from I Need To Talk To You, track released April 7, 2020
Samm Bennett: vocal, percussion, toys and such.
Recorded at Polarity Studio, Tokyo, Japan

All words and music Copyright Samm Bennett, All Rights reserved
Published by Directional Music (BMI)

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Samm Bennett - Polarity Records Tokyo, Japan

Singer and songwriter, player of unusual string instruments such as 3-string and 1-string guitar, plus jaw harps, mouthbow, electronics and junk, plus all manner of drums and percussion.

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